There’s a phrase my husband shouts once a year. Not says, always shouts, and always when I’m driving—the best time to surprise someone with your screams. This phrase makes me shiver in disgust and contort my face as if a sick dog just threw up the remnants of a squirrel on the sidewalk in front of me. My only comfort lies in the phrase that I know is hidden beneath it: “For a limited time only.”
“THE MCRIB IS BACK!”
Skkeeeeeeeerrrrrrr! ⇠ That’s me screeching to a halt because my passenger has just shouted something out of thin air so obviously a skunk or a raccoon or a dog has just run out into the street fresh from its McDonald’s dumpster binge and I need to STOP NOW.
My husband with the iron stomach (you can call them “abs of steel” of you want) has a thing for gluttonous novelty foods: the McRib, the Doritos Locos Taco, the KFC “Double-Down” wherein they sandwiched bacon and cheese between two fried chicken filets instead of buns. He prefers his hamburgers in the one-pound-and-up range. (But he’s not completely alone; I’d happily start any day with a rainbow bagel and a Unicorn Frappuccino. Though I’m only going to eat half and it’ll take me twice as long. ♀) It’s this sense of culinary adventure that I’ve grown to tolerate find both endearing and entertaining in the ten years we’ve been together.
So when he started reminiscing about eating something called a “garbage plate” I was neither shocked nor concerned. I probably didn’t even look up from my cronut. Until the day his desires include the words: raw, vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, low-fat, soy, or substitute, my red flags will remain at half-mast. The problem is, we live in Boston and the Garbage Plate lives in this magical land called Rochester, a town in upstate New York known for… well people go there to see… can someone help me out here?
Once upon a time, my husband lived in the land of Rochester, NY and you just know a regionally specific novelty food of questionable portion size with a name insinuating it’s just pure dumpster trash didn’t stand a chance of going unnoticed (or uneaten).
WHAT IS A GARBAGE PLATE?
I’ll admit that when my husband first mentioned he wanted a “garbage plate”, I thought he was just asking for me to cook dinner for once.
The Garbage Plate can trace its roots (if it were, in fact, a living, breathing organism capable of conducting historical research, which I don’t think it’s far from) back to the Depression era when people were just eating whatever the hell they could get their hands on. And for some reason, back then, didn’t folks always just wanna throw everything in a pile together? Tell me your family doesn’t have a meal passed down through the generations that’s just a bunch of random shit plopped into a casserole dish.
The term “Garbage Plate,” they say, came from some college kids coming in and asking for a plate with “all the garbage on it.” I’ve been to college. I feel this sentiment in my bones. “Feed me! I don’t care what! Just throw it all in a pile together! I’m too tired and too poor to care!”
Today, a typical Garbage Plate consists of:
- Macaroni salad and home fries under
- Your choice of hamburger, cheeseburger, red or white hots (that’s Rochesterian for ‘hot dogs’), sausage, chicken, fried ham, fish, grilled cheese, veggie burger, or egg under
- Chopped raw onions under
- Mustard under
- A heaping helping of (that’s me sugar-coating the fact that this shit is just dumped all over your food) their signature “hot sauce” that is more like a ground-up meat chilli that isn’t hot at all under
The term “Garbage Plate” is trademarked by the joint that invented it—Nick Tahou’s—and while imitators abound in this land of Rochester, Nick Tahou’s is the only place you should go to get one. It’s the best; it’s the original; and these suckers weigh three pounds. That’s like seven McRibs.
The Garbage Plate has (now understandably) become the unofficial symbol of Rochester, NY. To illustrate, this summer the Rochester Redwings, the AAA affiliate of the Minnesota Twins, became the Rochester Plates for a night (8/10/17) to honor their city’s most famous culinary dish. They offered a dumpster’s worth of Garbage Plate-related menu items and promotions including–right on, Rochester!–cholesterol testing. There was also a Garbage Plate eating contest (obviously), bobbing for burgers, and the chance to get your temporary Garbage Plate tattoo. “Airbrush me like one of your french fries…” You could even order a Garbage Can–a Garbage Plate you eat out of a cup. GENIUS!
That was a one time promotion… that in 2018 will become a weekly event in the world of minor league baseball because GARBAGE PLATES!
ASHLEY, MEET GARBAGE PLATE
The garbage plate became a long distant memory, gone the way of Grandma’s green pea/tuna fish/tater tot thing, until years later when we were driving back to Boston from Memphis, TN. Correction: I was driving. Crossing the border from Pennsylvania into New York prompted my husband to casually check out our progress on the map. Casually.
“OH MY GOD LET’S GET A GARBAGE PLATE!”
Skkeeeeeeeerrrrrrr! There it was: Rochester, NY, just mere miles off our route. And there I was, thinking I’d just about hit a rogue coyote.
My husband led me through town and into the back parking lot of a building that can only be described as: this is exactly where you’d imagine things called “garbage plates” are born and where dreams of heart health go to die. But I’m from Memphis, Tennessee. I cannot be fooled. I know damn well that the best food you’ll ever eat comes from the places you would deem least likely to serve the best food you’ll ever eat.
I didn’t eat a Garbage Plate that day. (Fear? Repulsion? Will to live? I can’t remember.) True, I had just come from the funeral of a family member, but I hadn’t yet reached the binge eating stage of grief. That would happen a week later after I’d been able to restock my kitchen with Hot Pockets and that giant tub of cheese balls from Target. My husband enjoyed (understatement) his hamburger Garbage Plate while I watched on, mouth agape. I took a picture of my husband eating his garbage plate that day–a photo he has saved and truly treasured ever since. Photos of me spleen-deep in cheese balls are nowhere to be found (sorry, Women’s Health magazine).
But finally, I had come face to face with the mythical beast and I can attest to its existence. Do my words here bear any faint resemblance to the behemoth itself? Not one bit.
I REGRET NOTHING!
Although having seen it with my own eyes, I still considered myself a stranger to the Garbage Plate’s glory. (I mean, how well can you say you know the neighbors you watch through your binoculars or the delivery guy that drops off those tubs of cheese balls no one judges you for anymore because you buy them exclusively on Amazon?) That is, until our recent trip to Cincinnati, Ohio. Little more than two years since Rochester was first just off our route, we found ourselves once again on the north route home to Boston. Had we taken the south route, I’d be instead telling you a story about pierogies in Pittsburgh, but here we are. This time, I decided, I was gonna do it.
Skkeeeeeeeerrrrrrr! ⇠That’s me almost missing the exit because that’s just a regular thing that happens.
Now though I don’t eat meat during my “regular” life, I award my taste buds certain privileges when I travel. That’s why, when asked if I wanted “the sauce” on my Garbage Plate, I asked, “What’s that?” and she said, “It’s kinda what we’re known for.” Besides the fact that that’s not even an answer I still said, “GIMME!” But since I don’t actually like beef to begin with, I went with the grilled cheese Garbage Plate.
As you can see, I’m a little more delicate with the ketchup than my husband. He prefers his meals to look as though they’ve been scraped right off the pavement.
I may have been mortified by the name of this dish initially, and I may have been equally mortified the first time I saw one, but now that I’ve had one, I REGRET NOTHING! Garbage Plates are fantastic and worth every bit of lore surrounding them. What I couldn’t finish at Nick Tahou’s (no, I’ve never finished an entire meal in any one sitting), I took with me and devoured the second we got home seven hours later. In the two weeks we’ve been back in Boston, I’ve mentioned no less than six times my desire for a Garbage Plate. My husband just laughs.
Everything’s fine in moderation, I always say. Even the occasional feeling like Gluttony from the movie Se7en. “What’s in the to-go box?! WHAT’S IN THE TO-GO BOOOOXX??!!”
NICK TAHOU’S | ROCHESTER, NY
Nick Tahou’s, whose official website is garbageplate.com, is the inventor and undisputed home of Rochester’s Garbage Plate. It’s located in the former Rochester terminal of the Buffalo, Rochester, and Pittsburgh Railway and appropriately serves food fit for a hobo. Nick Tahou’s is the epitome of “no-nonsense” and you’d be stupid to pass anywhere near Rochester and not almost crash your car trying to get at a Garbage Plate.
🍴 WEBSITE | garbageplate.com
🍴 ADDRESS | 320 W. Main Street, Rochester, NY
🍴 PHONE | (585) 436-0184
🍴 HOURS | Sunday: Closed
🍴 Monday – Thursday: 8am – 8pm
🍴 Friday & Saturday: 8am – midnight
🍴 NEED TO KNOW | Cash only (They said their credit card machine was down so I’m not sure how often this applies. Bring cash anyway.)
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