All the Belize puns were not the only things that shocked me in Belize. In fact, Belize is endlessly, aggressively interesting!
I’m not a pointer. Growing up, weren’t we constantly told pointing is rude? Instead, with the fear of a merciless, pointer-punishing god inside me, I just say things like, “Look over there. No. Right. There. No, there. LOOK. RIGHT THERE. Ugh. Well, you missed it.” while my husband shouts, “I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.”
And there you have my time in Belize, a country bursting with stuff to aggressively verbally acknowledge and Belize puns to describe just about everything.
So much of Belize is shocking to first-time visitors–stuff that goes well beyond how delicious the food is, how accommodating the people are, and how serene the jungle is first thing in the morning. Well, first thing after the sunrise hunt of the howler monkeys, that is. Rawr!
But here, I’m talking about the deeper stuff. Not just the surreal hue of the turquoise ocean, but the stuff I can’t believe I saw/experienced/ate off a tree in the woods.
We’re venturing into uncharted territory here in Belize and this statement has little to do with this being my first ever trip to Belize and more to do with the fact that I ATE BUGS. See? You’re shocked. Gimme more of that. Here are the 17 things that shocked me the most in Belize.
1. How many Belize puns the locals used
I know! Can you Belize it?
Puns are quite the popular occurrence in my world, maybe even more so than the ever fashionable pointing at things with the top of my head. And when I say “popular,” I really mean “the things most often pretended to not be heard by my husband.”
So imagine my delight upon touching down in a country that values cheesy wordplay at much as I value not getting as much hate mail as I surely deserve. Belize puns FTW.
Belize it or not, the majority of these eye-roll-inducing Belize puns came from the lips of locals: our jungle tour guides, our golf-cart taxi driver, our taxi cab taxi driver, our Caye Caulker snorkeling guides!
And not just in a kiss up to the tourist dropping that sweet American cash kinda way either–they actually get tickled when using Belize puns and it’s adorable.
What I’ve deduced from my trip is this: Belizeans are very excited to be Belizeans. They love their tiny, gorgeous, albeit face-melting country. And they love even more to laugh and smile. Maybe one day we can all be this happy-go-lucky. Don’t stop belize-ing!
2. How delicious live termites are
Now just hear me out…
One night, two of our new friends told us about eating termites on their hike the day before. I like to think of myself as moderately adventurous but eating live bugs is the one thing I swore I would never do. (Unfortunately for everyone involved, refraining from the use of Belize puns was not on that list.)
I told them I could never eat a termite. What do you think has kept me from auditioning for Fear Factor all these years? (Besides the fact that it hasn’t aired since 2012) It’s because I know they’d make me eat a bug! And probably under water. On a speeding train.
Strange things happen on vacation
But something happens when you’re on vacation. You do the things you swore you’d never do. It’s the travel high–the carefree, grab life by the balls attitude you get when traveling abroad.
Emails and projects and probably a baby shower you didn’t send a gift to are the farthest things from your mind–a mind solely focused on seizing the damn day. Or as known from here on out: Belize the day!
So, I Belize-d the day!
On our hike through the jungle to the (absolutely, must-not-miss) ATM Cave, I asked our guide what that giant bulge protruding from the tree was.
“That’s a termite nest.” And in one swift move he punched a hole in it with the butt of his water bottle, stuck a finger in, pulled it out covered in crawling termites, stuck his finger in his mouth and pulled it out clean. “Now you try!”
“Ok!” And in one swift move I stuck a finger in, pulled out a few live termites, stuck my finger in my mouth and pulled it out clean. My parents must be so proud. Now I will answer some of the questions you undoubtedly have:
Do you chew termites?
No, they’re too small. It was more of a smushing with my tongue + swallow super fast.
Can you feel them moving around in your mouth?
No. I swallowed them before my brain could register the absolutely insane thing I was doing while high on travel.
What do live termites taste like?
They taste like carrots, I kid you not. One single termite fills your mouth with the flavor of a thousand carrots. You have to taste it to Belize it.
We were told that depending on which kind of tree the nest is on, termites will taste either like carrots or like mint. Hey, I don’t think you can ask for anything better than that when it comes to eating bugs in the jungle.
Since this termite experience I’ve also eaten bugs in Mexico too. (What is happening to me!) Check out my post on the 17 things that shocked me in Mexico for more good travel stories. (No Belize puns though, sorry.)
Also read: The perfect Belize Itinerary for both jungle and islands
3. I didn’t encounter a single mosquito in the jungle
What do you do when you plan a trip to the Central American jungle during the proclaimed “wet season?” You stock up on DEET. Or whatever deet-free nonsense even the mosquitos themselves are plugging nowadays.
Though we were technically there during Belize’s “wet season,” it was very much the opposite. All we heard about was the drought. The drought. The damn drought. When we asked why there were no mosquitos in the jungle, the answer was, “the drought.”
We had prepared to be eaten alive–during which, I can almost guarantee, I would taste either like turkey bacon or avocados, depending on which couch I’m on.
We were prepared to spend our time in Belize covered in a slimy layer of bug repellent, smelling like a soccer mom during parents’ weekend at sleepaway camp. However, such was not the case.
In short, I hate bug spray. But I also hate mosquitos. The drought did cause Belize some problems for its time, but at least mosquito-borne illnesses were not one of them. Belize, about that drought… sorry not sorry.
However, I still recommend packing bug repellent for any trip to Belize (along with the itch cream for the spots you missed). For everything else you need to take with you, check out my complete Belize packing list here, and enter your email below to get the printable checklist sent right to you!
4. The Belikin beer scam
I see what you’ve done there Belikin. You had us thinking your beers were so cheap (I mean, they still kinda are). You had us believing we got such a great deal on that bucket (we still kinda did). And you had us believing we should have been way more drunk than we were (well…).
You don’t realize you’ve been duped until you finish your first Belikin. It sure looks like a regular bottle of beer. It feels like one, smells like one, is shaped like one, makes me agree to night hikes through the jungle like one.
The bottles of Belikin you will consume your weight in while in Belize aren’t what they appear to be. They are the same size as a regular 12oz bottle of beer but the glass is thicker.
It feels in your hand like a regular 12oz beer but the bottle is weighted. It’s priced the same as a 12oz bottle of beer but you’re only getting 9.6 ounces of beer. 9.6 OUNCES! Why did I even get out of bed this morning!? Oh yeah, because this is where you drink them:
This little Belikin scam will trick you constantly. You’ll think you still have more beer in your bottle because it feels like there’s still beer in your bottle. But you’ll put that empty bottle to your mouth more times than you can count. [insert sad trombone sound effect here] Belikin, you still hold the Caye to my heart anyway.
5. Just how easy it is to face your fears in Belize
Ah, yes. The travel high makes another appearance. Would you believe I spent a good 30 years of my life suffering from crippling arachnophobia? You won’t when you see the next picture.
Because before my trip to Belize I actually spent a good 6 months in therapy conquering said fear of spiders. Therapy! For spiders! This is why you get health insurance.
Jungle night hike
So when the guide on your night hike through the jungle lures a tarantula out of its burrow, tells you it’s definitely venomous, then asks if you want to hold it–YOU SAY YES. Because you are high on travel adrenaline.
You’ll shake in your hiking boots, sweat buckets trenches, sob a little, but you’re doing another thing you swore you’d never do.
Holding tarantulas
Just look at my face in that picture–I’m clearly having an OBE, some spider-loving witch from another galaxy having eagerly taken my place. For her, this was so awesome!
It felt nothing like she thought it would, wasn’t terrifying in the least bit, and now she can watch the end of Home Alone without shielding her eyes.
By the way, therapy works. My therapist was the first person I sent this photo to… from deep in the Belizean jungle like it was a gosh darn emergency.
Acrophobic? Claustrophobic? Galeophobic? Belize has a cure for you all in the form of exposure therapy. Do it while you’re travel-high or you’ll never do it at all.
And I know I’m not alone in this. Most of the questions I get asked regarding the ATM cave tour have to do with spiders. Some people absolutely refuse to go on this amazing, once-in-a-lifetime experience of a cave hike because, yes, I saw one spider in there. (Albeit a large and weird-looking one that I think was part scorpion, but still.)
When you’re ready to face your fears head-on in the most real environment there is, head to Belize! I Belize in you! If you’re afraid of Belize puns, you may want to just find a new destination altogether.
6. The nonexistent sense of urgency regarding wildfires
“What’s with all the wildfires everywhere?”
“Huh? Oh, those? The drought.” *shrugs nonchalantly*
I have no idea how wildfires start outta the clear blue sky but it has something to do with the drought we had heard so much about. I also have no idea why no one cares about this!
All the Belizeans we came into contact with where a wildfire was concerned possessed the same nonchalant attitude whilst I freaked out in the backseat of whatever vehicle in which I was currently captive.
A few days in, my husband and I were biking up a mountain when we came upon a young wildfire that soon began engulfing the nearby trees. We raced back to our lodge to alert the staff that, just down the road, THE EARTH WAS AFLAME. “Ehh, yeah, someone told us already.” *resumes trimming the bushes*
We never once saw any effort being applied to putting these fires out but… I guess Belize is still there? I haven’t checked lately.
7. Just how many ways Belize can keep you awake at night
Belize is an overwhelmingly chill place… until you want to sleep at night. Then, everything comes to life. Even the trees. Here are some of the ways Belize kept me awake each night.
Coconut trees
I can’t say enough good things about our stay at Colinda Cabanas but a tin roof under an evil clan of coconut trees sure made for some interesting 3, 4, and 6 am wide-awakenings. (see below)
The Caribbean cousin of the apple tree from The Wizard of Oz goes bump in the night more often than Gandalf sleepwalking through a hobbit hole.
Screaming geckos
Man, geckos are cu-uute but did y’all know they can scream bloody murder? I didn’t either until I heard what sounded like someone tickling an angry pig every night. Or more precisely, Herbology class at Hogwarts. Don’t believe me? Check out this video.
This is what we heard at all hours of the night and it was terrifying to say the least. You must pack earplugs for your trip to Belize if you want to actually sleep in Belize.
Howler monkeys
These are howler monkeys–the Guinness world record holder for loudest animal on Earth. They call the jungles of Belize home and they do so loud as all get out.
They love to make their presence known and they do so around 4 am, echoing across the river valley, teleporting you from your dreams to your worst Jurassic Park nightmares.
Have a listen the howler monkey’s call here. OMG that video is just… I’m laughing so hard at how something so cute can be so horrifying. Skip to 0:45 if you never want to sleep again.
8. Belize’s airports
Well, this is it. The Caye Caulker, Belize airport. The airstrip in San Ignacio is even smaller. I think we are so used to massive international air terminals with their throngs of people and even thicker security protocols that we forget places like this can even exist. But hey, they ship FedEx!
Check out the sign for baggage claim (like, where else would it be?) and how the luggage is actually nowhere near it. And the rake for the dirt runway. Do you think they offer free (bike) parking? It’s so pure, I love it.
9. Watermelon juice
I know what you’re thinking: “Isn’t watermelon juice just… water?”
Well obviously not, smarty pants. My guess is they threw some watermelon into a blender and voila? I don’t really know. It tastes better than that. Maybe I’m just travel-high again. Maybe anything tastes like Heaven after you’ve eaten bugs.
Regardless, I get so many responses to this post on how great watermelon juice is! So, we’re definitely a certain breed of consumer.
10. Just how little your appearance means to you now
If you’ve read my article on what to pack for Belize you already understand how vastly I underestimated how little my appearance would matter to me in Belize.
It’s so hot in Belize. Your hair will never be down nor will it ever be fully dry. Neither will your clothes. You won’t wear any of the “cute outfits” you brought because… remember the wet one-piece bathing suit struggle of your childhood? Yeah, that.
You won’t care that nothing matches because you just want to be cool for the love of GOD. You won’t care that you have to wear the same dress three days in a row because it’s the only thing that doesn’t scratch at the sunburn on your bum.
You’ll ask yourself how you ever wore makeup in the first place? How you ever used a hot tool on your hair? Was there ever a time when you weren’t dripping? Hey there, Mr. Drought… I think I can solve your problem.
11. How little you care what goes into your body
Everything to eat in Belize is fantastic. You won’t care about your “diet” or your beach body or your new year’s reso- ha, I can’t even say that with a straight face.
The only thing on your mind will be “Gimme the fry jacks!” Fry jacks for breakfast, fry jacks for lunch, fry jacks for midnight snacks. You won’t care if your food comes from a street cart on a dusty road or out of a kitchen with a sign that says “Don’t feed the cat” because the street tacos and crispy fried chicken will be so worth the lack of a governing health organization.
You won’t be thinking about pesticides or gluten or GMOs because, in Belize, all that stands for is “Gimme. More. O’dat.”
One of the best meals I had during my time in Belize was had while we were on our way out of it. Our hilarious, 90-year-old (that’s a guess) taxi driver, on the way to the Belize City airport, told us about this guy who makes the best burgers in Belize.
He took us to the guy pictured above–set up on a street corner near the airport, where all the best restaurants are known for being located.
He didn’t have any burgers at the time (because he was saving them all for a large order of 40+ burgers later in the day, as you’d expect from only the most well-established joints). However, he cooked us some to-die-for BBQ chicken we still try to recreate at home. Gimme. More. O’dat.
12. The Brahman
Unless you head inland to the western side of Belize you might not see these: Brahman. I think that’s Latin for my humps my humps my humps, check it out.
Brahman are the biggest bulls I’ve ever seen. They’re the result of cross-breeding four types of cattle brought over from India with both Bebop and Rocksteady (I’m assuming). They’re able to withstand extreme heat and, you guessed it, drought.
This picture isn’t nearly as impressive as the real thing so unless you’ve seen a brahman up close you can just move on to #13. That’s “number” 13 for all my readers under 30.
13. The mutual respect that develops between you and the bugs in your room
At home, you see a couple of ants in your house so what do you do? Smash them to bits of course then lay out traps to slowly but surely obliterate all of their kin.
However, after spending even a little bit of time in the jungle, you’ll develop a sort of mutual understanding with the ants and other insects that visit your lodging.
Even in the top-notchiest of jungle resorts there will be ants but it won’t bother you. You’ll see them walking around in your room and you’ll say, “hi ant” and step over rather than on them.
You know they’re just checking things out, minding their own business, with no desire to crawl into bed with you–unlike at home where you’re positive they’re looking for a warm sugary spot in your cabinets to invite all 12 million of their friends of family.
You won’t care when you see them in your bathroom or by the window or under the bed. At home, nothing lives. In Belize, we’re all pals. They don’t bother me–I don’t bother them.
Besides, all they’ll do is walk around a bit, find nothing of interest then head back out into the jungle to be swiftly slurped up by the gecko that shares your nightstand.
14. Belizean fishing
Have you seen how they fish in Caye Caulker? It’s a sight to behold, for sure. Instead of a fishing rod and reel, they use fishing line tied to a small stick or piece of driftwood.
They bait it, whip the line as far out as they can using the lasso method of cowboy notoriety and yank it in, hand over hand.
Has no one ever told them, “There’s a better way, you know!” What if they catch something… big? Won’t the fishing line slice through their hands like a hot knife through a stick of butter? I have so many questions.
While chillin’ on Caye Caulker, my husband told the owner of our cabana that we wanted to do some fishing. Our host gladly put together some gear for us: a bucket and some fishing line wrapped around a small piece of wood. OK, well this is happening. We did catch… some more bait.
15. How amazing sleeping outside is
My husband and I went out one night to admire the millions of stars viewable only in places like the middle of the jungle… and space.
It was a cool night and the hammocks quite literally rocked us to sleep. It was so relaxing, so dream-like, and then you’re abruptly scared awake by the sounds of the T-Rex army across the valley looking for young goats or old scientists to eat. But I digress.
Black Rock Lodge shuts off all their exterior lights at 10pm each night so you can fully enjoy the night sky without a trace of light pollution. It’s glorious. Is this what camping is for? Why people voluntarily sleep in the woods?
I have a fabulous deck at my house but I would never sleep outside on it–it’s exclusively used for grilling and to act as a landing pad for packages tossed up there by UPS. Besides, aren’t there bugs out there? And lurkers?
But in Belize, I care not–I’m travel-high. And I went on a jungle night hike… I know what hunts us. But it would take all the jaguars, all the tarantulas, kinkajous, howler monkeys, vipers and all those wild guinea pig things in the jungle to drag me out of that hammock. Or actually, just my husband mentioning a ghost one single time.
16. The Belizean public transportation norm
Americans have got to be the most spoiled members of the human race. Besides the pets of Americans, that is.
Here in the US, we demand of our public transportation things like: hybrid technology, working AC/heat, handicap accessibility, USB outlets, the ability to accept credit cards for our $1.50 trips, and even, psshhh, WI-FI!
In Belize? They require only two things: a gas pedal and a brake pedal. There certainly isn’t any Wi-Fi. There isn’t even have a Fi.
They do have plenty of Wi though. Like, why won’t that baby stop staring at me? Why is that woman’s boob out? Why is my hand tangled in this woman’s hair?
And why am I on an old American school bus painted every color of the rainbow? Why is no one concerned that the whole country is on fire?
But for what it’s worth–I survived. The two-hour bus ride was like $4 and none of the people I fell on, knocked over, accidentally felt up, sweat on, pretended not to see (boobs) were anything but understanding.
I wasn’t robbed or–spoiler alert–murdered. It was 1,000°F inside the overstuffed bus that day made even hotter by all the wildfires making me only pretty sick that day instead of extremely sick.
Belizeans travel this way every single day and, I assume, think nothing of it. They don’t seem to mind that they can’t check their emails or charge their phones. Who really needs all that crap anyway?
You’ve got wheels underfoot, gas in the tank and a guy who jumps on through the emergency exit to sell fresh guava. And you never know–maybe there’s a galaxy somewhere wondering how we survive without the use of unicorn-drawn cloud carriages and rainbow slides to get us where we need to go.
17. The pharmacy situation
Call me uptight but in America I’d be quick to second guess a barely standing pharmacy (complete with chickens and a drooling, one-eyed mutt) where they sell drugs by the pill and only accept non-sequential bills. Is that just me?
The foreign pharmacy
How can you be sure those pills even are what they’re said to be? Pills themselves don’t say “Ibuprofen 200mg, take once every 4 hours.” They say “UB40” or “SUM 41” or something else patently useless to anyone outside the realm of pop music.
Is this guy a licensed pharmacist? He’s wearing a blood-stained apron and has a collection of Homer Simpson figurines on the shelf behind the counter. I’m worried he’s been taking too many of his own “10,000 Maniacs” liquigels.
Maybe you’ll question yourself: How bad does my head hurt… really?
“Oh wait, this isn’t America and I don’t need a prescription? Well then, what’re you waiting for–load me up! Some of those… and yeah some of those… can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? I’ll take some U-2s, some B-52s, and a handful of BLINK-182s.”
Desperation sets in
Patronizing a foreign pharmacy falls under the category of, not travel-high, but travel-desperation. Don’t even act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.
When you’re abroad and you’ve got a raging headache, killer cramps, food poisoning, or an allergic reaction to a mysterious piece of fruit, you’ll take whatever the hell you can get, wherever the hell you can get it from. And the physical condition/questionable legitimacy of that “pharmacy” matters not.
More info and Belize puns
- Hotels: I Belize you’ll find great places to stay here on Booking.com, Expedia, or Hotels.com.
- But where do I recommend? Black Rock Lodge and Colinda Cabanas, respectively.
- What to bring: Check out my complete Belize packing list here.
- Don’t forget to pick up a Belize guidebook.
- Want more? Check out all my other unbelizeable Belize posts.
Like this post? Have questions about traveling in Belize? Let me know below in the comments! Have fun in the jungle!
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Verónica Hawkins
Loved your blog about Belize. I just went last month and stayed in southern Beliez in Hopkins. What shocked me the most was lack of infrastructure. I drove my car over from Mexico and Im from the US. One road took me there but the name changed five times. I found it hard to visit most places as I was in a Kia Rio and you really needed a SUV for the things I wanted to do. Needless to say my car wouldn’t make it to most parts. Also to see some people living in huts and to see an abundance of land for sale signs throughout the country.
Ashley Smith
Thank you Verónica! Yes, you DEFINITELY need a 4×4 vehicle to get to some of the best places in Belize! My time there was one giant bumpy ride, haha. But so worth it!
Erika Conklin
OMG I’m crying!!! Heading to Belize and staying in Belize City and Tobacco Caye the week of Christmas with good friends and 3 teenagers. (Yeah-we’re crazy-they get travel and an experience instead of “stuff” this year) You’re blog has cleared up so many things and helped me start a “what I need from Amazon for Belize” list!! Thank you!
Ashley Smith
Haha! That’s an amazing Christmas gift! I wish more people thought like you. 🙂 Glad I could help! Y’all are going to have a great time.
Haley
Hi! First, I LOVE your blog! This has been so so so helpful! I am learning that it is rather difficult to get some straight forward information about traveling in Belize. My friend and I are headed there next week and I had a quick question about the bus situation! We are going to attempt to take the bus from Belize City to the jungle (San Ignacio), but I am having a hard time finding out how that works. We are taking the water taxi from Caye Caulker to Belize City and are a little unsure of how to go from there? Is the terminal walking distance? Did y’all take the regular bus or the express? Thanks so much! 🙂
Ashley Smith
Thanks so much Haley! Taking the bus from Belize City to San Ignacio is exactly what we did and yeah, it was all a mystery. Here’s what we did: landed at Belize airport, told a cab driver to take us to “the main bus station”, went “into” the bus station (which just means we walked through the gates) and told someone official looking we wanted to go to San Ignacio. That person pointed to the bus we had to get on. The bus was full and wasn’t allowed to take anymore passengers, so they told us to go out of the bus station and wait on the curb, where they would pick us up. We rode a good ways standing up in the bus aisle but dammit, we were on that bus. I believe we took the “regular” bus because there was nothing express about it and we did make a few stops before San Ignacio.
Coming from Caye Caulker I would do the same. Grab a cab outside the water taxi / shopping area and tell them to take you to the main bus station (also called Novelo’s).
I actually just found this great article by Rebecca at SanPedroScoop that sums up the whole experience, clarifies some of the points I’m trying to make, and includes pictures so you know what to look for: https://www.sanpedroscoop.com/2013/09/tips-traveling-by-bus-in-belize-tickets.html
Hope that helps! You’re going to love Belize. Have a great trip!
Zuri Pommerenk
Woman, you are absolutely HILARIOUS! This just became my new favorite travel blog. Thank you for the great laugh 🙂
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
Thank you!! That’s the greatest compliment. You made my day :):)
Bob Ackerman
i just finished reading (laughing out loud) your adventure. I loved it, I have spent a few trips both to C.C. and San Pedro. My longest was 31 days there, mostly in S.P. and set my all time personally record, 29 days going barefoot!!!! I was there when Barry Bowens’ plane crashed in 2010, and witnessed the sad feeling on the island..When I toured the cave, the Termites I tasted were the
flavor of Lemon, I musta tried ’em from a different mound.. speaking of the Belikin beer bottles, how many times did you lift 1 up to your mouth, only to find out it was empty…
Favorite memory= having a rum and a smoke w/ Coconut Leo…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVvDYJu3F0U
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
29 days! That’s impressive. And the Belikin thing… SO MANY TIMES that happened! It definitely takes some getting used to. I’ll have to try coconut wrangling the next time I’m on the island haha!
Wilfred Garbutt
I’ve live in Belize all my life, 37 years. The answer to your question is every Saturday night.
MacAttack05
I’ve been to Belize City and San Pedro (Ambergris Caye) a few times. I was surprised they took American money! The conversion rate made giant burritos like $2! The driving situation in Belize city was terrifying! There are no speed limits and I still think our driver pulled some Harry Potter double decker magic squeezing past other cars and bicycles. Bread Pudding was also a staple along with pupusas. I also discovered fried plantains in Belize. It’s been awhile since I’ve been back but I sure do miss that place!
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
Your comment had me rolling! Yes – the traffic situation anywhere south of Florida is always an adventure! It’s best just to not look. And man, I’ve never met a plantain I didn’t love!
Leslie Hart Spangler
I traveled from the US alone to Belize and spent the entire month of June 2014 in Corozal house/dig sitting for a hippy couple from OR. I was recently divorced, unexpectedly jobless and decided to get my Eat, Pray Love on…I was on a tight budget though…so all three had to be rolled into one month in Belize. I could relate to everything in your article. I had my own Facebook page I created while in Belize and titled it “Belize it or Not” (one of those play on words you mentioned) where I chronicled my daily exploits and described them much the same as you. It was a truly amazing experience and my wanderlust heart is ready for a new adventure.
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
That is so great to hear! I wish I could spend an entire month there–I bet it was an incredible experience. I’m glad that so many people can relate to this article, haha! Belize is an awesome and eye-opening place for sure! Where will your next adventure be?
sanpedroscoop
Really great post. And TOTALLY WATERMELON JUICE!
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
Thank you! And yesssss!
Ashlea @A Globe Well Travelled
Oh wow, I don’t think I could possibly do the termites! I’ll just take a watermelon juice, please 🙂
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
Haha – don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it! 🙂
MaCookie7
Belize-me, I’m just glad you both made it back safely.
Michael Demmons
Live termites, huh? Uhmmmm, no. LOL!
We went to Belize City only. Clearly, we haven’t BEEN to Belize!
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
Haha! See? That was my first thought too.
Were you just passing through Belize City or was that your intended destination? I don’t know a lot of people who go to Belize City only!
Michael Demmons
We were actually on a cruise ship. And I had my two elderly parents with me. Basically, Belize city was all we could do. On the upside though, I really want to go back, especially after reading this post.
Termites are still out of the question!
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
OOh the cruise ship, I see. Well definitely check out the rest of Belize. It was one of my favorite trips OF ALL TIME. You’ve got Caribbean islands + Mayan culture + jungle and everything in between. Highly recommended. 🙂 You don’t have to eat bugs but you never know, you just might.
Kenz
Ahh This is such a great read! One- you are so goddamn funny. thank you for being so candid about the good & the bad. Also, I AM a pointer to the utmost degree. My boyfriend constantly badgers me to be “more inconspicuous” but I just can’t help it when I get really excited. Doubtful that will ever change and I most def. won’t be able to contain myself in Belize! Your blog is seriously one of the best out there regarding travel. Your Belize tips have been a great planning tool! Thanks Ashley!
Ashley @ My Wanderlusty Life
Thank you so much!! My husband is always telling me to lower my voice and watch what I say haha so I know the feeling.
And thank you for real for all the nice things you tell me! What a day brightener!
You’re going to love Belize and PLEASE send me an email or hit me up on social and let me know about your trip!