This may come as news to you but, besides being a full time blogger, I also moonlight (September-light?) as a tour guide at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. It’s a REALLY TOUGH JOB that involves spending two whole weeks at Oktoberfest, drinking loads of delicious beer, dancing on benches, singing along with German songs I know […]
How to Squeeze in a Day Trip to Salzburg from Munich
Salzburg, Austria is known for many things. Like… well, how about… okay, so maybe Salzburg is known for just one major thing: The Sound of Music. It’s where the movie was filmed; it’s where the movie takes place; and it’s where I went this year to escape Germany’s Oktoberfestivities for a day. You know what’s […]
The Best Travel Photography Gear for Time-Budget Travelers
Updated: January 23rd, 2019 I’ve always been interested in photography and have a real desire to get better at it… but… I just don’t think it’s gonna work out. The more I learn about serious photography the more turned off I get. Learning about f-stops and EVF and ISO got me like OMFG, WTF, L8R. […]
How to Dress for Oktoberfest: Complete & Honest Packing Guide for 2019
Updated: 4/17/2019 As you can imagine, being an Oktoberfest tour guide in Munich and attending various other German festivals here and there, I get asked one particular question over and over and that is: “What is that on your face?” After explaining that I’ve been eating Nutella-filled crêpes with the voracity of a hungry lioness, […]
How (NOT) To Tour Beer // Spaten Brewery
Updated: January 26th, 2019 Sometimes, especially if you’re a natural blonde like myself, you find yourself making dumb mistake after dumb mistake. I say dumb mistake because some mistakes are justified: thinking you can pull off bangs (Zooey Deschanel can; why can’t you!?); going over your credit card limit because JetBlue was having a two-for-one […]
My Wanderlusty Oktoberfest Recap
Updated: January 26th, 2019 CURRENT MOOD: Post-Oktoberfest depression. ☹️ 🙅🏻 💩 Who do I need to talk to about getting an emoji of someone in sweatpants laid out on the floor with a continuous stream of the hit 90’s sitcom Frazier playing in the background? Asking for a friend… Okay, you got me. I returned from my recent Eurotrip two […]
Traveling to Germany? Read This, This, and That.
Hallo from Germany, ja! Wait, that sounds a bit more Swedish Chef than German, huh? Doesn’t matter, I’m in Prague at the moment anyway–coming to you with the culmination of three months of ignoring everyone around me. Just kidding, I love making small talk with strangers when I’m trying to research for a blog post. […]
Blog Life // MWL’s Funniest, Strangest, & Most Confusing Search Terms
My blog is pretty popular in the Japanese poop fetish industry, if only by accident. Is this something I aspired to when I started this blog? ABSOLUTELY NOT. And yet here I am, disappointing internet users everywhere with my lack of toilet-cam footage. Allow me to explain… One (often unfortunate) feature of blogging is the ability to see exactly […]
