Updated: December 29th, 2018 As I said a couple of posts ago, I don’t live in my beloved Memphis, Tennessee anymore but I still make annual visits to catch up with friends and family, stock up on BBQ sauce, and to avoid making eye contact with people I don’t want to talk to with the […]
Breezing through Belgium at St. Christopher’s Inn Bruges
Don’t listen to Colin Farrell. Bruges is not a shit hole, he just wasn’t staying at St. Christopher’s Inn. “St. Christopher’s Inn” is, in my opinion, the perfect name for a hostel chain. St. Christopher himself was many things—among them a martyr and that really tall guy who gave Christ a piggyback ride that one time. […]
3 Days in Amsterdam // Flowers, Art, Brews, Nudes
Updated: December 29th, 2018 Fine, I’ll say it. I was never interested in visiting Amsterdam. What was I going to do in a city known for its legal prostitution, space cakes, and bicycle enthusiasm? And while that may sound like a good time to some (a freaking phenomenal time if you put them all together), […]
I Visited a Prague Beer Spa and It Was Hilarious
Fill in the blank: You know you’re good friends with someone when _________. You could answer with: “…they make you their child’s godparent.” Or “…they name you in their will.” Even “…they let you approve their pictures of you before posting them to Facebook.” ⇠ Aww! But in my wanderlusty world the answer is quite different. I know I’m good […]
How (NOT) To Tour Beer // Spaten Brewery
Sometimes, especially if you’re a natural blonde like myself, you find yourself making dumb mistake after dumb mistake. I say dumb mistake because some mistakes are justified: thinking you can pull off bangs (Zooey Deschanel can; why can’t you!?); going over your credit card limit because JetBlue was having a two-for-one sale (robot voice: “I. […]
My Wanderlusty Oktoberfest Recap
Updated: December 10th, 2018 CURRENT MOOD: Post-Oktoberfest depression. ☹️ 🙅🏻 💩 Who do I need to talk to about getting an emoji of someone in sweatpants laid out on the floor with a continuous stream of the hit 90’s sitcom Frazier playing in the background? Asking for a friend… Okay, you got me. I returned from my recent Eurotrip two […]
The Best Spots to Eat + Drink in Québec City
Yes, that’s luchador baby Jesus and Dia de los Muertos Mary. And this just might be my favorite work of religious art out there. But we’ll get to that. I’d like to begin this article on my favorite places to eat and drink in Québec City by stating, I AM NOT A FOOD BLOGGER. I’m probably the […]
Do This, Not That // Day Trip to Tikal in Guatemala
Updated: January 10th, 2019 My favorite earthly possession is a small blue book. Inside this book are some inspirational quotes about freedom, a phone number to call when your child gets abducted, an illustration of some cowboys, and the worst photo ever taken of me even though on that particular day in Walgreens I thought I […]
